Meals
Pandora's Steak
Customers often ask Arna what meat was used, but she never answers the question. Oh well, it's juicy and tender, so who cares, right?
Voidghetti
It's like spaghetti, but covered in black ink instead of tomato sauce. The taste is not that different, but you'll look ten times weirder while eating it. Edgelord.
Deception Pizza
The ingredients are random. It probably has cheese. And tomato. And maybe some ham. Depends on her mood, honestly.
Idiot Sandwich
A healthy sandwich consisting of cheese, lettuce and tomato. Just as bland and boring as the idiot who orders it.
5,000g
10,000g
10,000g
5,000g
Drinks
Blood Pack
Its very sweet, it has a lot of alcohol, and its weirdly addictive, for some reason. Also, make sure you brush your teeth when you get home
Sour Candy
It tastes like Lemonade, but if you added it to a cup that had vodka in it previously. Arna swears she would never sneak alcohol in non alcoholic drinks, so just enjoy your boring little drink, alright?
Vertigo
Do you have a deathwish? This is your drink. It tastes like a kick in the jaw, and it will (probably) knock you out cold.
Le Café de la Méchanceté
A bitter and tough espresso, made with so much hatred that you will be able to feel it in your veins. You'll also be wide awake, among a few other side effects.
3,000g
3,000g
3,000g
3,000g
Thigh Chai Latte
100,000g
Exactly what the name implies. A chai Latte filtered through Arna's favorite thigh highs. For those who are extra weird. and/or want to make her angry.
Desserts
Pretzel of Greed
Salty goodness. Might as well order two of them. One won't satisfy you. You know it won't.
Muffin of Sloth
It's so good, you will never feel like getting up again. Which might actually happen, if Arna poisoned it because she can't stand the sight of you and can't wait to throw your lifeless body outside.
Cookie of Gluttony
A deliciously sweet cookie that you will not be able to stop ordering. Some customers say that if you are able to control yourself and share it with someone, they are your soulmate! (probably not)
Challenge: Approach the cutest person around, and tell them a really bad pick up line
Apple Pie of Wrath
Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to fuck someone up? Well, you might feel like that after eating this infuriantingly tasty sour apple pie.
5,000g
3,000g
5,000g
3,000g